PM Modi's "Spank Bharat" Abhiyan
On New Year's eve, Modi-ji will make a surprise announcement,
ordering that every Indian should be publicly spanked by the police.
Bhakts will be seen lining up with bare bottoms in front of police
stations, and advising us that it is every Indian's patriotic duty to
accept their spanking gracefully and gratefully, so that the corrupt
black-money hoarders get a spanking.
"No other leader since Independence has had the great vision or the daring to spank the black-money hoarders,"
the bhakts will proclaim. "Surely, after this spanking, nobody will
dare to accept bribes or hoard black money again," they will argue,
telling all of us khangresis, sickulars and leftists to take our pants
off.
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| Every patriotic Indian must stand in line and accept a public spanking for the good of the nation. |
After three days, our
great prime minister will appear on television, shedding tears of joy
and pride about how millions of Indians with reddened and bruised
bottoms had so much faith in him. "My 56-inch chest swells with pride
when I see so many 56-inch bottoms swelling with pain," he will say
grandly, as the pantless crowd chants, "Modi! Modi! Modi!"
Many poor people, who only have 26-inch bottoms, will feel happy that people with 56-inch bottoms have been thrashed as soundly as they have been. What these poor people will fail to notice is that caning hurts a fat 56-inch bottom a lot less than it hurts a skin-and-bones 26-inch bottom. Poor people will gladly suffer fractured pelvises in the fond hopes that a few 56-inch bottoms received a thrashing.
Some people with names like Ambani and Adani will have coincidentally flown to London and New York at the time of the public spanking. But they will loudly hail our great visionary leader and publicly proclaim that they have, at least in spirit, gladly submitted to the spanking, and that India has at last been spiritually cleansed by this punishment.
All hail the dreams of Achche Din! All hail our visionary leader Modi! Long may he rule!
Krishnaraj Rao
9821588114
krish.kkphoto@gmail.com
Many poor people, who only have 26-inch bottoms, will feel happy that people with 56-inch bottoms have been thrashed as soundly as they have been. What these poor people will fail to notice is that caning hurts a fat 56-inch bottom a lot less than it hurts a skin-and-bones 26-inch bottom. Poor people will gladly suffer fractured pelvises in the fond hopes that a few 56-inch bottoms received a thrashing.
Some people with names like Ambani and Adani will have coincidentally flown to London and New York at the time of the public spanking. But they will loudly hail our great visionary leader and publicly proclaim that they have, at least in spirit, gladly submitted to the spanking, and that India has at last been spiritually cleansed by this punishment.
All hail the dreams of Achche Din! All hail our visionary leader Modi! Long may he rule!
Krishnaraj Rao
9821588114
krish.kkphoto@gmail.com
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