The Brave Pedestrian

Kamathipura sex workers have been hit by demonetization . But madamji, who gives a fuck? Bhakts are Swayam-sevaks! They have no need for you. You prossy women have no right to breath the same air as them pracharak men! You are dirty women, they are righteous men. You don't belong to Swacch Bharat! Vande Mataram! Get lost! Shoo!!! Our great leader Modi-ji is so great, woh purush hee nahin hain! Maha-purush hain! Commercial sex workers don't belong to the same moral universe as RSS and BJP pracharaks . Whether they are hit by demonetization or not, who gives a fuck? The only time Modi-ji gets an erection is when he dreams of a great India that looks and feels like Ayodhya at the time of Lord Rama. He doesn't have any biological or psychological need for women. Even the thought of women is like chee-chee-chee for our great and visionary leader!!! So get lost, prossies! Shoo! Disappear! Vanish! Go find another universe! Krishnaraj Rao 9821588114 krish.kkp...

On New Year's eve, Modi-ji will make a surprise announcement, ordering that every Indian should be publicly spanked by the police. Bhakts will be seen lining up with bare bottoms in front of police stations, and advising us that it is every Indian's patriotic duty to accept their spanking gracefully and gratefully, so that the corrupt black-money hoarders get a spanking. Every patriotic Indian must stand in line and accept a public spanking for the good of the nation. "No other leader since Independence has had the great vision or the daring to spank the black-money hoard ers," the bhakts will proclaim. "Surely, after this spanking, nobody will dare to accept bribes or hoard black money again," they will argue, telling all of us khangresis , sickulars and leftists to take our pants off. After three days, our great prime minister will appear on television, shedding tears of joy and pride about how millions of Indians with reddened and bru...

Dear friends, January 30, 2012: Yesterday, I saw a movie about a puppy named Bolt, who is conned into believing that he has super-powers that he uses for protecting the little girl who owns him. Midway through the movie, he realizes that he has no super-powers; he is just an ordinary, helpless puppy. He feels crushed by this realization.  So Bolt faces a choice: to quit? Or to believe that he is still a hero, and keep struggling against the forces of evil? The thought that his little girl still needs a hero helps him make the right decision: keep fighting. I think we activists face the same choice. India needs a hero; are you willing to try? Am I willing to try? Yes, we are not cut out to be heroes. Yes, as individuals, we are full of weaknesses and limitations. But India needs heroes now. She cannot wait another 10 years for someone better to emerge. You and I are the only ones currently available. So we will have to say, “My motherland needs a he...