The Brave Pedestrian

"Mitron, I'm that man your mother warned you about," says Modi to all of us. A ripple of pleasure passes through the crowd, and dozens of people shudder and come in their pants. Modi's premise is simple: Pain is good. "Is that so hard to believe, you fucking faggots?" he thunders. His promise is simple. He promises to fuck this nation so hard, it will go numb from pain and blood-loss. "If you think demonetization was painful, you don't know what I'm about to shove up your ass next," he gloats. "Just lie down and keep quiet, it will hurt a lot less that way," he advises. Modi is confident that India is full of people who say that the more it hurts, the better it is. You know, the kind of people who say, Hit me baby one more time? The kind of people who pay someone wearing leather thongs to tie them up, gag them and then whip them till they vomit and black out? Or choke them till they almost die? You know? ...

Mumbai, 22 nd December, 2016: Think how dangerous cashless payment can be if you are a typical unwary customer. If you pay in cash, you have the assurance of knowing that nobody can reach into your wallet and take an extra buck. But if you pay online, extra money can be skimmed by your bank without your knowledge. Sanjeev Goel of Belapur, who runs a coaching academy, read his account statement and found that HDFC Bank had repeatedly made deductions that he wasn't informed about , had not permitted, and wasn't notified of by SMS alerts. Sanjeev was charged Rs. 34.50 for each of the 32 times he paid student's fees of Rs 3000/- to Tata Institute of Social Sciences (TISS). Sanjeev immediately got an SMS alert f or debit of Rs 3000/- but not for Rs 34.50. TISS denies deduct ing that amount , so clearly, HDFC deducted it . For what? Authorized by whom? Geetha Priya, Manager Correspondence (PNO Desk) claimed in an email: "We take this opportunity to reiter...

New Delhi, 2nd December, 2016: "The major problem is currency crunch. Sufficient supply of cash is not there. Our ATMs dry up within a few minutes,. Even soiled, mutilated and non-issuable notes deposited by the banks with RBI are being sent back for circulation, because there is this desperate situation , " says Harvinder Singh, General Secretary of All India Bank Officers' Confederation, who reportedly represents 2.75 lakh bank officers countrywide. "No new supply is coming in required quantity. I am getting reports from many parts of the country, particularly Hyderabad, West Bengal, remote areas in UP, Noida, Ghaziabad... So, it takes a lot of time to keep the supply intact. My officers are working day and night. We are supporting the government, going to any extent, but ultimately, there is some limit. Harvinder Singh: Govt needs to listen to our inputs and reward bank officers for hard work... or else! "Nowadays, some politicians have started...

Kamathipura sex workers have been hit by demonetization . But madamji, who gives a fuck? Bhakts are Swayam-sevaks! They have no need for you. You prossy women have no right to breath the same air as them pracharak men! You are dirty women, they are righteous men. You don't belong to Swacch Bharat! Vande Mataram! Get lost! Shoo!!! Our great leader Modi-ji is so great, woh purush hee nahin hain! Maha-purush hain! Commercial sex workers don't belong to the same moral universe as RSS and BJP pracharaks . Whether they are hit by demonetization or not, who gives a fuck? The only time Modi-ji gets an erection is when he dreams of a great India that looks and feels like Ayodhya at the time of Lord Rama. He doesn't have any biological or psychological need for women. Even the thought of women is like chee-chee-chee for our great and visionary leader!!! So get lost, prossies! Shoo! Disappear! Vanish! Go find another universe! Krishnaraj Rao 9821588114 krish.kkp...

On New Year's eve, Modi-ji will make a surprise announcement, ordering that every Indian should be publicly spanked by the police. Bhakts will be seen lining up with bare bottoms in front of police stations, and advising us that it is every Indian's patriotic duty to accept their spanking gracefully and gratefully, so that the corrupt black-money hoarders get a spanking. Every patriotic Indian must stand in line and accept a public spanking for the good of the nation. "No other leader since Independence has had the great vision or the daring to spank the black-money hoard ers," the bhakts will proclaim. "Surely, after this spanking, nobody will dare to accept bribes or hoard black money again," they will argue, telling all of us khangresis , sickulars and leftists to take our pants off. After three days, our great prime minister will appear on television, shedding tears of joy and pride about how millions of Indians with reddened and bru...

New Delhi, 26 th November, 2016: RBI was causing public unrest outside bank branches by publicly announcing measures before delivering the relevant notifications, guidelines and conditions to bank branches, said the Harvinder Singh, General Secretary of All India Bank Officers Confederation (AIBOC), In an exclusive interview with Varun Krishna , Mr Singh criticized the Reserve Bank  specifically for a premature announcement that those with weddings in the family could withdraw Rs 2.5 lakh cash. Bank branches could not comply, as they were yet to receive the Reserve Bank's notification, and the public vented its anger and frustration on the bank officers, the trade union leader pointed out. RBI should send notifications to banks before making public announcements: AIBOC   "Law and order outside the bank branches is to be looked after by us (officers)," said Harvinder Singh. "One of two policemen cannot control the mob. When people come inside, there ar...

New Delhi, 26th November, 2016: "As a trade union of officers' cadre which is running the banking industry, I have certain issues regarding implementation," said Harvinder Singh, General Secretary of All India Bank Officers' Confederation. "The problems of our officers, common man and our customers should have been taken more seriously, because we the officers are working at the ground level. We know how the functioning of the branches can be improved. We know how our customers are suffering, and what is the cost of the demonetization process. Click here to listen to the recorded interview. "All our officers working in all the branches and offices are involved only in this process. The entire banking industry is paralyzed. Everybody is doing only demonetization work. The business of banking is totally affected. We are not able to deal with the normal business. Our officers are facing lots of problems on the personal and social front, being forced to wor...

Before demonetization, Modi Sarkar actually changed the rules to allow black money to be taken out of India and parked abroad. Well-planned structured money laundering was enabled by Modi Sarkar before banning 500 and 1000 denomination currencies. After enabling enormous amounts to be transfered overseas, now Modi is playing anti corruption, anti counterfeit and anti black money drama. Details of Modi's actions over the last two years: 1) One week after Modi's taking office as prime minister on 26 May 2014, RBI Increased the LRS (Liberalized Remitt a nce Scheme) slab to USD 125,000, on Jun 03, 2014. Read this RBI circular: http://bit.ly/2g1zUZN 2) Exactly one year after Modi became PM, LRS slab was further increased to 250,000 USD on 26 May 2015. Read this RBI circular: http://bit.ly/2fLgMQL {How and by whom are funds transferred outside India? Read details here: http://bit.ly/2gpRJqr   Why are funds generally transferred abroad under Liberalized Remittence Sche...

16th November, 2016: Prime Minister Narendra Modi's next big surprise may well be to declare a state of National Emergency. Here's how Modi's game plan for declaring Emergency can play out, step-by-step: 1) Thanks to demonetization, millions of tiny marginal businesses around the country, such as hawkers, tailoring shops, roadside tea-shops, cycle-rickshaws, fish-vendors, etc. will not be able to bear the loss of a few weeks livelihood due to our present "cashless" state, and they will close down. 2) Millions of vegetable farmers and small dairy farms which supply perishable goods like eggs and chicken will suffer terrible losses due to spoilage of their goods, which regular consumers will avoid buying simply because they have no cash. 3) Widespread business failures, cash shortages, joblessness and hunger will cause desperation, strikes and rioting. 4) Modi's right-wing bhakt army will brand these strikers, rioters and looters as anti-natio...

Nawaz Sharif is highly impressed with Narendra Modi's achievement. Nawaz Sharif says Modi singlehandedly did what all terrorists and separatists have plotted to do for many decades! With one single announcement of demonetization, Modi achieved more than Pakistan could do for decades!   He virtually brought the Indian economy to its knees, and dealt such a body blow to the economy that business confidence and GDP growth will take many years to fully recover! "You idiots could not achieve in decades what Janaab Modi has achieved with one single announcement!" the Pak premier scolded his trusty band of terror chiefs. "And so, I am determined that this year's Nishan-e-Pakistan award -- our highest civilian award -- should go to Janaab Narendra Modi!" he anounced. "With one masterstroke, he has achieved what you bumbling idiots repeatedly failed to achieve with funding, arms and counterfeit notes worth millions of dollars! Wallah! What a bril...

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